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I got tired of Facebook asking me to fill out where I went to school and where I work. When the employment blck wouldn’t accept Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, I put Vandelay Industries. When the school block wouldn’t accept Hillman College, I put Monsters University. Then I told Erin and then we reminisced about A Different World and then she said how much Whitley looked like MJ. Voila!

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pnutbuttertits replied to your photo: The view from the dentist chair.

Clearly, your dentist is cooler than my dentist

Each hygienist has his or her own room. Most everyone only has pictures of their family as decorations. The lady I had today was pretty cool.

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This dude wishes Erin a very happy birthday!

This dude wishes Erin a very happy birthday!

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Snuffles is over 4 months old already and so far loves sitting in laps and being petted. She does not, however, like you holding her while you walk. She also doesn’t mind walking on her leash and is potty trained.

Snuffles is over 4 months old already and so far loves sitting in laps and being petted. She does not, however, like you holding her while you walk. She also doesn’t mind walking on her leash and is potty trained.

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pnutbuttertits replied to your post: uless replied to your post: Classy-ass parenting…

I’ll call you what I damn well please - you handsome bearded lothario!

My lack of self-esteem has me completely turned on by this.

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uless replied to your post: Classy-ass parenting win

Baby oil, lol

pnutbuttertits replied to your post: Classy-ass parenting win

Baby oil works too…. you drunkard

We didn’t have baby oil!

And I prefer lush to drunkard.

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Yep. I love them all.

Yep. I love them all.

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pnutbuttertits asked: Tag you’re it! The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then go to 10 favorite blogs and tell them they are it!

1. I have seen nearly 3,000 movies but never a James Bond. I’m not avoiding them. It’s just never happened. Okay, I am avoiding them now. It seems silly to start.

2. I saw Pulp Fiction at the theatre 5 times. The first time was with southerncontradiction and we laughed so loud the people in front of us moved seats.

3. My wife and I will celebrate our 15th anniversary this summer.

4. I hate Charles Bukowski. (Contractually obligated tumblr fact.)

5. I’ve got to pee.

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pnutbuttertits replied to your post: I SAID, “get a little Quigley on your down under.”

I like when my down under is being Quigilied

Yeah you do!

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For Erin

For Erin

(Source: dropofthecasing, via popculturebrain)

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Thank you, Erin for asking me my favorite Brady. If you hadn’t asked and I hadn’t googled Brady’s to be a smartass, I would have never known this exisisted. We are all better because of this.

Thank you, Erin for asking me my favorite Brady. If you hadn’t asked and I hadn’t googled Brady’s to be a smartass, I would have never known this exisisted. We are all better because of this.

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pnutbuttertits asked: Who is your favorite Brady?

Joan Brady, author of “God on a Harley”. She is an inspiration…I guess. I’m just going by the title “God on a Harley”.

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pnutbuttertits replied to your photo: Proof

The first thing I noticed about this is that it is in a nice pattern… with the same Patti Smith picture on every other square. Other than that, I have no idea what I’m looking at.

You are looking at pure, unadulterated awesome.

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whitechocolatesuperstar:

GPOY!!!!
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