nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

(via girlinstereo)

I’m bored as fuck so here! Have my face from an undeterminable amount of time ago.

I’m bored as fuck so here! Have my face from an undeterminable amount of time ago.

It warms my heart that someone got the tag.

This Friday would be gooder if I wasn’t at work.

This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene. This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene. This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene. This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene. This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene. This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene.

This moment in the second episode is what made me fall in love with Broad City. She just keeps rolling out of the scene.

(via man0hman)

Music has been missing soulful songs about summer.

Desperation tastes like cantaloupe.

I’m mapping what different emotions taste like. This one is not based in any reason whatsoever.

whitehouse:

Happy Passover! President Obama and the First Lady host a Seder at the White House.

that’s a big-ass Seder

Q

tracemyacceptance asked:

Ok, it's post apocalypse and you are desperate to hear music. You found an old school discman and you find yourself near a music store but can only take 3 CDs w you, bc well, just bc. What 3 CDs do you look for in the store and why?

A

Awesome question. 

  1. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel because those fuzzy horns make me really happy and those lyrics are creepy yet comforting.
  2. Whatever CD has the song Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight and the Pips because it’s my favorite song of all time.
  3. Sly and the Family Stone’s greatest hits because duh.

Q

hightechnical asked:

Do you possess superpowers? If not, what were your most and least expensive purchases that you bought outright on the spot?

A

My superpowers have been previously divulged here on tumblr. I do not know my most expensive impulse buy. I found this Michele Obama I.D. card that was 90% off at a going out of business sale while on vacation once. It was like 30 cents. I carry it with me everywhere.

Q

hardlybearable726 asked:

Hug me? :) Seriously.

A

Q

sharkblood-red asked:

Did you get boobs?

A

Q

uless asked:

I bought a white striped fedora over the weekend. I don't want to talk about it. Distracted?

A

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A white striped fedora? It’s like I don’t know you anymore.

Here’s a thing to distract your from that other thing you might be trying not to do.

Fun movie. Thanks, Jon!