TMI Tuesday: The “I Woke Up Like This” Edition:

1) How many hours of sleep do you require v. how many do you actually get? I am getting a lot of sleep currently. 8 hours of restfulness

2) Wake up naturally, to alarm or to radio/iPod? I have never woke up naturally unless you count sleeping past noon natural.

3) First thing you grab when you wake up? I pick up my phone to turn off the alarm.

4) What side of the bed do you sleep on? If you are facing the bed, the right side.

5) Anything of importance on your nightstand/table? Lots of books, a lamp, my glasses, and my phone.

6) Shower before bed, after you wake up or both? I shower in the morning.

7) What’s your morning pick-me-up? I don’t like coffee so I drink a glass of water.

8) How long does it take for you to get ready? 15-20 minutes

9) Breakfast? Not usually.

10) How long is your commute? I don’t have one currently.

Thanks for the questions, man.

Why do I let Jon Gruden’s hair bother me so much?

A beard trim happened. Going to the movies now. A beard trim happened. Going to the movies now.

A beard trim happened. Going to the movies now.

Am I the only one who flips back and forth between Thursday Night Football and Project Runway?

I can’t be the only one that giggles when they said Joe Flacco likes to stick it in tight places.

From one of the best sets ever. When a comedian can command a room and get laughs with attitude and persona alone it is amazing. I can’t remember a single joke from this set but it is the funniest. Hell, there might not be jokes at all. It’s just all Mac. This dude is missed.

From one of the best sets ever. When a comedian can command a room and get laughs with attitude and persona alone it is amazing. I can’t remember a single joke from this set but it is the funniest. Hell, there might not be jokes at all. It’s just all Mac. This dude is missed.

(via stand-up-comic-gifs)

BWAHAHAHAHA

Never forget

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Sons of Anarchy 7x01: Juice Ortiz

Five minutes into Sons of Anarchy and I was like nope can’t take this right now and then there was a naked Juice doing push-ups and I was back on board.

Q

hightechnical asked:

Which celebrities – one male one female – are your back-up "if I had a shot with a celebrity"?

A

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

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Buck, Costas, McCarver…

Some say they’re the biggest names in sports announcing but really they are just a collection of dudes who have had to say in their bidness voices, “you gotta live mas.”